lumpfish

Let’s take the net…..

Lumpfish TV is a movement where we set up top watched and rated programs from TV, Movies, and Music from around the world fed by you and where it can be streamed in high definition (720p at first). This site is developed to be similar to a torrent site yet there will be no need to upload more than you download or any such rules. The only rule is that you visit the site to watch the latest and greatest that the world has to offer. Imagine if a popular torrent site had a dirty one night stand with Youtube and nine months later they would have an ugly baby that they were both ashamed of, that illegitimate baby is Lumpfish.TV. Unlike Hulu we won’t stuff feel bad commercials that make you feel like shit because you are watching TV instead of saving a puppy or child or liberal agenda. The problem with streaming TV sites is that they start out free and sweet and then get greedy and want to charge you for gold memberships and pretty much take the place of you cable television provider. Netflix has a great HD streaming setup yet they now separated their streaming from physical disc mail delivery system. These people have all become greedy pricks and therefore must be one upped by a company with foresight and the overall hatred of swiping credit cards from anything other than boobies.  So how do we plan on providing this great service at no cost to me? Ok, we have to have some advertising but how we can do this is by having so many viewers coming t our sight that we will grab the attention to mainstream advertising revenue. We limit the commercial advertising to two per episode. One is before the video is streamed and one in the middle of the program (when you need to go take a leak anyways). These advertisements will be in conjunction with some that are on the page that will disappear when you full screen the show. So do us a favor and click on some of the ads so we can eat, thanks.