Lumpfishing is the best way to kill time

Here at Lumpfish we are trying to produce a site that takes all the shows and movies that you love and desire and place them on an open upload platform that lets you get the latest show as soon as it has aired. It seriously is a sweet way to enjoy all the benefits of cable without horrible local commercials and constant barrages of crappy commercials like poolu. We are looking to make a little money off our efforts so there will be some advertising but hey it doesn’t cost you anything except your self-respect because you are watching shows about people parting when you are not. We like money and we like to make it but we are hermit nerdy shut-ins that just use money to buy action figures and send them to our mother’s basement which we deemed as an apartment so we can save the little dignity that is left. We are setup to take uploads from viewers like yourself as well as upload media ourselves and any that is given to us with a big wad of cash. We are sort of like MTV in the fact that when we actually play a video you can rest assure that it was played for with large amounts of cash. Every once in awhile we will give prizes to those who bust nuts in order to upload massive amounts of original content. We would pay you but our attorney hasn’t given us the go ahead to do so do to the fact that we could fall into some sort of bind with companies that produce the content. We hope to see you enjoying the content on our site and in time we will become a nerdy powerhouse that will gain us local celebrity status. This popularity may actually get one of us a girlfriend and for that reason we work to build this site and clear our acne.